Thursday, December 30, 2010

Tracy's Internet Debut Next Week!

Thursday January 6th the first episode of our web series "Tracy" will debut at www.tracymovie.com! Tracy was originally shot as a stand alone feature film, but will debut online over the course of the next three months as an online web series. Please check out the trailer below and if you like it be sure to check into www.tracymovie.com Thursday night January 6th!

Sunday, December 26, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"This takeover is going to lead to a few personnel changes."





Here are the leftovers...

Gentlemen, there is a rat amongst us.

This year's annual report is in, "Good Dogs."

Alright, which one of you called me a pussy?

We're the reining cats and dogs.

You'll have to speak up.*


* (To get why this is funny see this week's nominees...)



Here are this week's nominees...




"And some fresh flowers for the table."
Submitted by Barbara Milewski
Easton, Pa.

"Separate checks, please."
Submitted by Cecilia Hogan
Tacoma, Wash.

* "You'll have to speak up."
Submitted by Kim Friese
Westlake, Ore.


I entered...

"I'm allergic to peanut sauces, I breakout in hives."


* (Huh, that's weird, it's not funny in either situation. Strange that it was picked as a nominee this week.)

Sunday, December 12, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"He's a coach for the WNBA."






Here are the leftovers...


You can't hide from the long arm of the in-law.

She likes him to stay within reach.







Here are this week's nominees...




"There's a warm front coming through this afternoon."
Submitted by Van White
Anaheim, Calif.

"Careful, the water’s hard today."
Submitted by Don Symons
Santa Barbara, Calif.

"I started last summer when this was a pool."
Submitted by Lawrence Wackerman
Hicksville, N.Y.


I entered...

"How long have I been asleep up here?"

Sunday, December 05, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.




"I'm allergic to peanut sauces, I breakout in hives."







Here are the leftovers...

This restaurant is getting great buzz.

I hear the bees hear are killer.

Does that have honey in it.








Here's this weeks nominees...



"The specials are coming out a little greasy."
Submitted by Mitch Wesley
Hamilton, Ohio

"I have a request to see how the sausage is made."
Submitted by Walter Giles
Montclair, N.J.

"They only want the starter."
Submitted by Rosalind Sadleir
Gainesville, Fla.

I entered...

"Table two found a fly in their coupe."

Sunday, November 28, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"How long have I been asleep up here?"







Here's the leftovers...

Call everyone in, Tonya Harding is on the ice!






Here's this week's nominees...



"The boss is a security nut."
Submitted by Walter Beam
Chester, Va.

"I think we've been downsized."
Submitted by Mindy Utay
New York, N.Y.

"Corporate is working on a key.”
Submitted by Robbie Mantel
Philadelphia, Pa.

I entered...

"We can go in now the giant sock is gone."

Sunday, November 21, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Table two found a fly in their coupe."






Here are the leftovers...


Table nine said their food is too greasy.

Come on guys, we need that pizza delivered now!

You’re going to have to work harder than that to win “American’s Top Car Engineer Who likes to Dress like a Chef!”





Here are this week's nominees...




"Now don't you wish you hadn't done so many helium shots?"
Submitted by Edward Wierenga
Rochester, N.Y.

"You're such a light sleeper."
Submitted by Stephen Domesick
Lake Worth, Fla.

"You need to cut your toenails."
Submitted by Sean Farrell
Los Angeles, Calif.


I entered...
"Okay, so my feet are a little cold."

Sunday, November 14, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"We can go in now the giant sock is gone."






Here are the leftovers...


Darn, I left my keys in my airplane hanger.

The former owners were exhibitionist.

We’re being downsized.

It’s impossible to get in the door at this company.







Here's this weeks nominees...




“I couldn't find the three-hole punch.”
Submitted by Brian Wherrett
Ottawa, Ont.

“Ring toss at noon?”
Submitted by Myles Hollander
Tallahassee, Fla.

“Your three-o'clock hallucination is here.”
Submitted by Daniel Clarke
Sechelt, B.C.

I entered...

"Your 2:30 daydream is here."

(I was just a half-hour off of being nominated!)

Sunday, November 07, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Okay, so my feet are a little cold."






Here are the leftovers...

Did you have another nocturnal ignition?

Fine, I'll cut my toenails.

Am I keeping you up.

Can't go to sleep?








Here are this week's nominees...




"Hey, move, you're blocking out the sun."
Submitted by Gordon Martz
Fayetteville, Ark.

"Psst. You want to buy an alligator?"
Submitted by John Curran
Fairfield, Conn.

"Get a big stick with a giant wad of gum and get me out of here."
Submitted by Robert Malina
Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...

"You think you're better than me just cause you're not in the sewer?"

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

This Week's Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Your 2:30 daydream is here."







Here's this weeks nominees...




"Can I interest you in opening an offshore account?"
Submitted by Michael Demma
Valencia, Calif.

"Have you considered burying your treasure?"
Submitted by Sam Mowe
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"It's in keeping with our new transparency policy."
Submitted by Roxanne Mayweather
Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...

"Welcome to Mutiny of Omaha."

Sunday, October 24, 2010

This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"You think you're better than me just cause you're not in the sewer?"









Here's the leftovers.


Hey, I don't spit my gum in your house.

I saw that, you just picked your butt!






Here's this week's nominees...




"This is our worst carjacking ever."
Submitted by Mordechai Lichtenstein
New York, N.Y.

"Try honking again."
Submitted by Lawrence Wood
Chicago, Ill.

"A lot of pizzas are going to be free today."
Submitted by George Cinert
Bolingbrook, Ill.

I entered...

"Would you mind passing me that empty coffee cup?"


Tuesday, October 19, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Welcome to Mutiny of Omaha."





Here are the leftovers...

Arrr...you sure you don't want to open a savings account?

Polly wants to see two forms of ID.

I suggest you put half of the money in checking and the other half in an extravagantly bejewelled chest buried on a desert island?


Here are this week's nominees...






"Anyone have an objection? Please? Anyone?"
Submitted by Miriam Lichtenstein
Bala Cynwyd, Pa.

"Now, at the actual wedding tomorrow, let's keep Heather off the vodka."
Submitted by Mike McGonegal
Burlington, Vt.

"Brittany, I understand you've written Kyle's vows, which he'll now read."
Submitted by Rob Huffman
Fredericksburg, Va.

I entered...

"Let's save that for tonight, okay?"

Sunday, October 10, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Would you mind passing me that empty coffee cup?"








Here's the leftovers...


Have I told you how Scientology changed my life?

We never talk now that I'm dating your ex-wife.

Looks like everybody's wife is also delivering a baby right now.

Boy, Indian food really stays with you.

It's a one man show about my relationship with my father and it goes like this...


Here's this weeks nominees...



"We knew that using the sperm bank might be a gamble."
Submitted by Lynn Menashian
Pacific Grove, Calif.

"Hey, at least it swims like a duck."
Submitted by Jon Greene
Great Barrington, Mass.

"Just wait until you see his wingtips."
Submitted by Thomas McGowan
Kildeer, Ill.

I entered...

"I don't want you hanging around the farmer's house anymore. "

Friday, October 08, 2010

Let the Right One Get Married So Long

I saw these three poster next to each other a few years ago, and thought this was a little like when two ladies wear the same dress to the oscars. So embarrassing.

Sunday, October 03, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Let's save that for tonight, okay?"








Here are the leftovers...

Do you Rob, take this woman where ever she wants?

Is that a groom in your dress or are you just happy to see me?

I now pronounce you half man half wife.


Here's this week's nominees...




"Sorry I'm late. I had to give the boss a ride home."
Submitted by Larry Weissman
White Plains, N.Y.

"Horsey, I'm home."
Submitted by Joel Bernstein
New York, N.Y.

"It's raining cat-dogs out there."
Submitted by Mary Lynch
New York, N.Y.

I entered the very similar...

"It's raining cats that are also dogs out there."

Sunday, September 26, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I don't want you hanging around the farmer's house anymore. "








Here are the leftovers...

The narcotic duckling is back.

I think it’s time we tell the other ducklings they’re adopted.

He's the duckling with the good personality.





Here are this weeks nominees...




"I gather you both feel you're being manipulated."
Submitted by John Glenn
Tyler, Texas

"O.K., now do a tragedy."
Submitted by Andrew Badr
Oakland, Calif.

"You need an agent, not a counsellor."
Submitted by Joe Wehry
Astoria, New York

I entered...

"Have you considered how this is going to effect the kid’s puppets?"


Sunday, September 19, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"It's raining cats that are also dogs out there."








Here are the leftovers...


I don't want to hear it you old nag.

My boss has turned into a total ass.








Here's this weeks nominees...




"Yes, I'm alone."
Submitted by Kevin Duval
Baltimore, Md.

"Never thought I’d say this, but I wish I'd played more Whac-A-Mole as a kid."
Submitted by Steven Seifert
Albuquerque, N.M.

"I'm on a satellite phone—how's the reception?"
Submitted by Curt Horvath
Wilmette, Ill.


"Can you hear me now?"

Sunday, September 12, 2010

The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Have you considered how this is going to effect the kid’s puppets?"





Here are the leftovers...

Have you ever tried talking about your feelings through your puppeteers?

You’re both putting on quite a show.

You’re acting like children.

Don’t forget why you decided to Marry Annette. Get it, Marionette? Cause you’re both puppets.

I want to start seeing your puppeteers.

I want to see both of you again, this Saturday at my son’s birthday party.

Try to stay together for the kids toys.






Here this week's nominees...




"You don't have to tell me it's a vanishing breed."
Submitted by Thomas Collins
Yorkville, N.Y.

"You always have to be an early adopter."
Submitted by Richard Gage
Royal Oak, Mich.

"In the end, Ed, most of us are carried along by our delusions."
Submitted by Anne O'Reilly
Watertown, Mass.


I entered...

"Is that one of them newfangled horse-less,carriage-less,carriages?"

The Indescribable Nth

My first professional animation job was a short film by Steve (Oscar) Moore, produced by "Character Builders" in Columbus Ohio called "The indescribable Nth".

It's a deceptively simple, beautiful little film about love, and I learned so much from this project. I was a struggling clean up artist finishing my final year in art school in Columbus Ohio when I learned of this project. The film had been on hold for a few years when Steve allowed me to practice my animation skills on a few shots. I had a great time practicing on this film on weekends, and I took as many shots as they'd give me. Because of the work I did on this short "Character Builders" took me off clean up and moved me to animation, and eventually story. I'm pretty certain I would have been fired after a few weeks as a clean up artist if this opportunity hadn't come up.

I left Character Builders and Columbus to try to find work in California, and if Steve hadn't attended a party for Joe Grant, and talked to Joe Ranft I wouldn't have the job I have today, which coincidently I got 9 years ago on Sept 10th.

So please, take a few minutes to check out this beautiful little film...and check out Steve's great online animation magazine called "Flip".

The Indescribable Nth from Steve Moore on Vimeo.



Dan

Sunday, September 05, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Can you hear me now?"








Here's the leftovers...


Hold on, I'm going under a black hole.

Hey go outside and look at the moon right now.

We never do anything where I live.

Houston we have a boner.








Here's this week's nominees...



"Call security and tell them to circle the wagons!"
Submitted by Shirley Quick
Wichita, Kans.

"Looks like I'm going to have to cancel my High Noon."
Submitted by Dan Walker
Oregon, Wis.

"Quick, give them a casino."
Submitted by Deron Grabel
Naugatuck, Conn.

I entered...

"Gary's back, and he's shooting up the Halloween party!"

Monday, August 30, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Is that one of them newfangled horse-less,carriage-less,carriages?"





Here are the leftovers...

Careful, there's horse thieves around here.

Your horse needs to get back in the saddle again.







Here's this weeks nominees...




"He's been sitting there since the French Revolution."
Submitted by Mark Hersh
Chicago, Ill.

"Makes you want to think twice before donating body parts."
Submitted by Stephen Rangen
Los Angeles, Calif.

"So they have empty suits up here, too."
Submitted by Larry Rafferty
Kensington, Calif.

I entered...

"They don’t tell you what else happens when a bell rings."

Thursday, August 26, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Gary's back, and he's shooting up the Halloween party!"




Here's the leftovers...

I'm sorry, you just missed him.

Could you please hold all my close calls.

Turns out it isn't better to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune!








Here's this nominees...



"This may burn a little."
Submitted by Paul Wehling
Minneapolis, Minn.

"I'm beginning to see what you mean."
Submitted by Lucinda Olmstead
Loudonville, N.Y.

"Now, if you wouldn't mind holding on to this while I get the thermometer."
Submitted by Catherine Cameron
Fallbrook, Calif.

I entered...

"Is this lens better or worse?"

Saturday, August 21, 2010

MacLon Industries

I spent last weekend in Vegas for my cousin Brian's bachelor party. We dressed up like mid-western salesmen representing a fictional company called MacLon Industries, a combination of both cousins last names MacLean and Scanlon.

I grew a mustache and looked 5 years older, 15 pounds heavier and 20 times more religious.


Here I am on the first night party at Margarettaville. Don't want to go too crazy, we've got a big sales presentation in the morning, not to mention the big convention!


The next day my brother and fellow sales rep for Maclon Inc. and I ate a "Burger King" to get our energy up and then hit the strip.


After the presentation we rewarded the crew with cocktails and sun bathing by the pool.


Here I am networking with some real "out of the box" thinking young salesmen. "I'm sold!"



Met up with the rest of the Maclon Inc. crew later that afternoon. Hide your wallets, this sales crew is on the prowl, and they won't take wholesale for an answer!


Oh snap! This party just got turn up a notch!



Oops, we missed the convection by 6 hours, but we made some real relevant connections. Time to go home and watch "Ocean's 11" on TNT's "Movies for Guys", eat a "Wendy's" and fall asleep in the bathtub!


Maclon Industries - "If you're in business, we're in business."


Friday, August 20, 2010

Tracy Screening in Burbank!

Our first feature film, "Tracy" is screening Sunday September 12th at 10:30 AM at AMC Burbank Town Center 6, Burbank, CA.

You can buy tickets by clicking here!

If you live in the area and are interested in seeing the film this may be the last chance for quite awhile to see it. To watch the trailer for "Tracy" click here!

Sunday, August 08, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"They don’t tell you what else happens when a bell rings."





Here are the leftovers...



Having impure thoughts is a sin

I’m going to go get Ted Williams autograph.




Here's this weeks Nominees...




"I'm only here for the summer."
Submitted by John Levesque
Seattle, Wash.

"Do you have any previous whistle-blowing experience?"
Submitted by Sara Kallstrom
Durand, Wis.

"Pack your things, Benson, adult swim is over."
Submitted by Eric Pegnam
Medford, Mass.

I entered...

"It's hard to believe my career started as a summer job."

Friday, August 06, 2010

The Cagennection

The Internet is a Monopoly!

Welcome to the planet's first alternative to the world wide web... Enter.."The Cagennection"!

"The Cagennection" is just as awesome as the "The Internet", but with none of the commercial advertisements, or intellectual properties!

Unlike the internet we don't allow piracy, or copyright infringement! That's right, we only accept 100% public domain music, photos, and written content! Not convinced to switch from the internet to the cage for your online needs? Well here's a taste of what you'll finding "Touring" the "Cage" at this very moment...







Imagine printing out these dynamic images as you download "Mary's a Grand Old Name" on to your itouch, while scrolling through Frank Preston Stearns: Cambridge Sketches!!! The Cage can make it happen!

But that's not all, we also don't allow slander! "The Cage" makes sure that all written criticism, comments, or posts are verified as fact before being published. Oh, and there is no pornography!!!

But enough talk, if you truly want to experience the future of computerized information collection, then be the first to "Engage with the Cage". Hold on to your seats, forget the past, look to the future, ready? SET, ENGAGE THE CAGE!!!!! and click HERE!!!!!
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