tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-318385492024-02-20T14:53:36.378-08:00Caveat ProductionsFilms, Books, etc.Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.comBlogger521125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-78034528454279242322013-07-29T10:25:00.004-07:002013-07-29T10:25:58.629-07:00Final New Yorker Caption Contest Nominees<br />
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Final nominees in the <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>.</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">"How's my wife doing?"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">Submitted by Jerry Sobol, </span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">"Sorry, but I have to play it where it lies."</span></div>
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<i>"Alright fine, we'll play!"</i></div>
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-4729989766308933932013-07-22T12:14:00.000-07:002013-07-22T12:14:33.101-07:00New Yorker Caption Contest No more entering the <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a> for me, but if you're curious here this weeks nominees.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">"I need someone without baggage."<br />Submitted by Kirk J. LoCicero, </span></div>
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-993061214206183302013-07-16T13:25:00.002-07:002013-07-16T13:25:48.144-07:00The Last New Yorker Caption ContestHey anyone who still looks at this blog, Well this is it for me, after over <a href="http://caveatproductions.blogspot.com/2008/03/this-weeks-new-yorker-caption-contest.html" target="_blank">five years</a> of entering the New Yorker Caption Contest every single week, I'm throwing in the towel. It was a lot of fun, but I'm moving onto crossword puzzles. I'll post two more blog entries with the next two week's nominees that I've already entered, and then I don't think they'll be much going on at this blog, because who has a blog anymore.<br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-48922099329197663342013-07-03T12:33:00.000-07:002013-07-03T12:33:05.690-07:00New Yorker Caption Contest<br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-10926633818873462902013-05-21T09:24:00.000-07:002013-05-21T09:24:51.645-07:00New Yorker Caption Contest Here is my entry in this week's <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.<br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-11154165034029139132013-04-09T15:35:00.000-07:002013-04-09T15:35:23.864-07:00This Week's New Yorker Caption ContestHere is my entry in this week's <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.<br />
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<span style="font-family: Helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Surrey, B.C.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br /></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">"Cholesterol, shlemesterol, André loved to say."</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Submitted by Chris O'Connell,</span><br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-44105012240822363052013-04-01T09:54:00.000-07:002013-04-01T09:54:25.746-07:00This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest<br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-6727213041792679062013-03-29T08:55:00.000-07:002013-03-29T08:55:37.648-07:00New Yorker Caption Contest <br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-67737240762019063762013-03-18T09:13:00.001-07:002013-03-18T09:13:45.120-07:00This Week's New Yorker Caption ContestHere is my entry in this week's <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.<br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-40405026019464351392013-03-04T11:49:00.000-08:002013-03-04T11:49:55.458-08:00This Week's New Yorker Caption ContestHere is my entry in this week's <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.<br />
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"Loosen up Ann. I'm not running for President anymore."<br />Submitted by Dennis Charles Roberts,<br />
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<br />Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-86248155556458955692013-02-20T08:22:00.001-08:002013-02-20T08:22:14.706-08:00New Yorker Caption ContestHere is my entry in this week's <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.<br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-14435781352990452442013-02-04T08:37:00.001-08:002013-02-04T08:38:14.032-08:00This Week's New Yorker Caption ContestHere is my entry in this week's <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">"Bad chair day."<br />Submitted by David Lake,</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">"That startles me every time it happens."<br />Submitted by Michael Goode, </span><br />
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<br />Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-32099847433743589672013-01-29T08:15:00.000-08:002013-02-04T08:22:02.841-08:00This Week's New Yorker Caption ContestHere is my entry in this weeks <a href="http://www.cartoonbank.com/CapContest/CaptionContest.aspx">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">"Because PETA said we can't whack him."<br />Submitted by Lee Neville, </span><br />
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<i>"This is a job for Jimmy Two Thumbs, Pauly Sideburns, and Tommy Horse Cop."</i><br />
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Caveat Productionhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05920866729019426196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-31838549.post-44847034070542239772013-01-22T20:43:00.003-08:002013-01-22T20:43:43.887-08:00This Week's New YorkerHere is my entry in this week's <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption" target="_blank">New Yorker Caption Contest</a>. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">"Stop me if you've heard this one.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: monospace;">"You're cut out for this job.</span></div>
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