Monday, November 26, 2012

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contesst

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"If you don't have an idea could you please turn that off?"



Here are the leftovers...

Any bright ideas?

Don't say "gum balls" again.

I can see right through you.

No pressure.








This week's nominations...



"One thing led to another."
Submitted by Joseph Merrill,
St. Paul, Minn.   

"He's not finished."
Submitted by D. G. Rogers,
Spokane, Wash.

"He makes me feel young again."
Submitted by Elliott Goldkind,
Los Angeles, Calif.

I entered...
"Doing puzzles helps me sleep."

Monday, November 19, 2012

New Yorker Caption Contest


Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"Seems we have more work to do on my Kleptomania."




Here are the leftovers...

I think we're really making progress on my germ phobia.

You were right, I did need to take my treatment into my daily life.






This week's nominees...




"Frankly, Sheila, I find this the most awkward part of our divorce agreement."
Submitted by Ronald Rubin,
Topanga, Calif.

"I hate our therapist." 
Submitted by Jorn Earl Otte,
Mount Hope, W.Va.

"I have the same exact dog." 
Submitted by Steven Baumholtz,
Pleasant Valley, N.Y.

I entered...
"Squatter's rights."

Monday, November 12, 2012

The Week's New Yorker Caption Contest


Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Doing puzzles helps me sleep."



Here are the leftovers...


I knew you'd eventually connect the dots.

I'm getting you back for doing the crossword.

At least he challenges me!


This Week's Nominees...



"I'm up here."
Submitted by Jake Lane,
Dobbs Ferry, N.Y.

"I think the hormones are kicking in." 
Submitted by Eugene L. Morgulis,
Boston, Mass.

"Don't laugh—it got my uncle out of the Army." 
Submitted by Ric Teller, 
Santa Clarita, Calif.


I entered...
"I don't care what holiday follows I still like Halloween."


Tuesday, November 06, 2012

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Squatter's rights."





Here are the leftovers...

My dog smells your dog.

And you thought the break up would be awkward.

They're really cracking down on the leash laws.

You put half in your bag, I'll put half in mine.

I do not tell you how to do everything. 




This week's nominees...




"You're in luck! It's cannabis."
Submitted by Rick Adolph,
Naples, Fla.

"Are you here for your annual or your perennial?"
Submitted by Pete Critelli,
Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

"Just get plenty of water and sunlight."
Submitted by Erik Mintz,
Bronx, N.Y.

I entered...

"The good news is they'll definitely name this after you." 

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