Monday, April 22, 2013

New Yorker Caption Contest


Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"The poops just roll right off."



Nominees...




"Treat me like the White House."
Submitted by Mark Glassman, New York, N.Y.

"Majority Whip tonight?"
Submitted by Paul Franz, Cincinnati, Ohio
"You were filibustering in your sleep again."
Submitted by Nathan Blomgren, Corte Madera, Calif.

I entered...
"No one knows how to screw people quite like you."

Thursday, April 18, 2013

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"It's for him."











Leftovers...

They're sending a giant cat.

Nominees...




"Easy for you to say—you're cured!"
Submitted by Brendan Clark, Los Angeles, Calif.

"I'm always done in three minutes."
Submitted by Mark Paladini, Virginia Beach, Va.

"I always wake up dreading the morning."
Submitted by David Trumbo, Studio City, Calif

I entered...
"I no longer see everyone as cigarettes."

Tuesday, April 09, 2013

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.




"No one knows how to screw people quite like you."





Leftovers...

I only dated the Washington Monument for a short time.






Nominees... 





"He's done."Submitted by Mary McCarty, 
Galveston, Texas

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."Submitted by Geoffrey Morrison, 
Surrey, B.C.

"Cholesterol, shlemesterol, André loved to say."Submitted by Chris O'Connell,
Henderson, Nev.


I entered...
"For dessert we'll be having the upper half."


Monday, April 01, 2013

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest


Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I no longer see everyone as cigarettes."





Leftovers...

You're the first therapist who truly understands my problems.

I feel like I've known you my whole life.







Nominees...




"I was wrong. This meeting is still boring."
Submitted by Jennifer Chapman, 
Wheaton, Ill.

"The back of my head is up here, Tom."
Submitted by Dan Karmel, 
New York, N.Y.

"Remember, we present to the emperor tomorrow at eleven."
Submitted by Mary Gregg, 
Bala Cynwyd, Pa.


I entered...
"On second thought, let's go back to thinking inside the box."

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