Sunday, July 25, 2010

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"It's hard to believe my career started as a summer job."







Here are the leftovers...



Have you considered buy lifeguard insurance?

I accidentally grabbed my son’s work chair today.

You need to wait a half hour after eating before groveling.

Notice there’s no “P” in my office pool.




Here's this weeks nominees...




"Personally, I think Prozac is a lot easier."
Submitted by Ken Hunt
Bloomsburg, Pa.

"The monkeys themselves should come in three to six weeks."
Submitted by Benjamin Nyberg
Los Angeles, Calif.

"They'd probably be more fun if the barrel had air holes."
Submitted by Andrew Steiner
Bend, Ore.

I entered...
"Not as much fun when you don’t poke holes in the barrel."

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Tracy Screening in L.A. Date Change


"Tracy" got into the Burbank International Film Festival... but the festival has been pushed back to September.

I'll post the date and venue as soon as I hear!


Dan

Monday, July 19, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I guess it’s technically a hybrid."







Here are the leftovers...


You’re obviously under compensating for something.

No I don’t want to put the top up.

I don’t feel comfortable doing this at your parent’s house.

This sports car really does make you seem younger.

We should talk about what furniture is coming to the new house.


Here are this weeks nominees...



"And this is our new incentive plan."
Submitted by Milton Sturm
New City, N.Y.

"Or we go to Plan B and slip something in his coffee."
Submitted by Bill Stone
Stanford, Calif.

"Your father's last wish was for you to succeed him as chairman."
Submitted by George Wickham
Richmond, Va.


I entered...
"It sends fifty thousand volts of synergy through the body."

Sunday, July 18, 2010

I'm On Twitter...Sadly this Time it's for Real

Hey, I'm on Twitter!

So far I've Tweeted just about nothing! If you want to read what the real me has to say click @mrdanscanlon! Chances are you'll be directed to a link that sends you back to this blog. Enjoy!

Dan

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Store Names

I love stores with silly pun names! But they’re not just limited to hair salons, dog watchers, and gay bars anymore. Here are some crappy pun names for fictional store we’d love to invest in...


1. A waxing salon specializing in private areas called…“Not a Hair in the World”


2. A comedy themed hair salon called….“Hair-De-Hair-Hair”



3. A South Pacific clothing wrap store called…“Sarong, So Right”



4. A store specializing in Indian clothing called…“Me so Sari”



5. … and the Canadian outlet …“Me so Sori”



6. A dog watching business called…“Who Made Sure the Dogs Didn’t Get Let Out?”



7. A shoe store for ladies with extra large feet called….“Shoes by the Foot”



8. An upscale tranny bar called…“Ladies and Gentlemen”



9. A store for dead-beat Dads to buy gifts for their off-spring called… “Create and Bail”



10. A cheap Greek restaurant for European tourists called… “Gyro Trash”

Tuesday, July 06, 2010

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Not as much fun when you don’t poke holes in the barrel."






Here are the left overs...


I also have a whole kit and kaboodle in the truck.





Here are this week's nominees...



"Throw us a doughnut!"
Submitted by William Rodarmor
Berkeley, Calif.

"We'll never get to sleep tonight."
Submitted by J. Hopkins
Duxbury, Mass.

"Abandon cup!"
Submitted by Dan Beckerman
Fogelsville, Pa.

I entered...

“Day seven drinking the Ultra latte, Michael and Peter are dead; but we move on.”
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