Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.
"All the cool nightclubs don't have signs."
Look, American Idol Auditions.
"You call that pushing?"
Submitted by Curtis Williams,
Los Angeles, Calif.
"It gets easier the second time.
"Submitted by Thomas Stimpson,
"Just lean in."
Submitted by Michael Leibman,
"When you're done with that I need you to mow the lawn."