Monday, July 23, 2012

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest


Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Look, if you left the bar with me you clearly shouldn't be driving."




Here are the leftovers...

This isn't just a halloween costume, this is a lifestyle.

My ride still has that new horse smell. 



Here are this weeks nominations...



"Quit joking, you guys, and grab my legs again."
Submitted by Philip Ratcliff
Cloverdale, Calif.

"No, it's true. Walking, I move incredibly slow."
Submitted by Nick Jones
Los Angeles, Calif.

"That rabbit has no idea who he was messing with."
Submitted by Amazis Solomon
San Francisco, Calif.

I entered...
"Mom says she has something important to tell me when we get home."

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest


Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.




"Somebody went wee wee wee all over the men's room."





Here are the leftovers...

Well why do you even sell straw houses then?





Here are this week's nominees...

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
Submitted by Adam Hackbarth
O'Fallon, Mo.

"This week we'll delve a little deeper than 'Because it's there,' Mr. Mallory."
Submitted by Dianna Orr
Huntington Beach, Calif.

"You're in luck! My three-o'clock seems to have fallen off the face of the earth."
Submitted by Alex Rose
Wellesley, Mass.

I entered...

"My last appointment fell off, I mean through."

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Mom says she has something important to tell me when we get home."


Here are the leftovers...

This is gonna freak out that fox.






Here are this week's nominees...




"I have to warn you, I don't exactly have a bladder of steel."
Submitted by Laurie Graham
Springfield, Va.

"I'm always amazed these things actually fly."
Submitted by Ralph Schwartz
Bellingham, Wash.

"I feel like we've gotten a little soft, Lex."
Submitted by Todd Rosenberg
Brooklyn, N.Y.

I entered...

"Give me a break, I'm over 70 years-old."

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