This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"You think you're better than me just cause you're not in the sewer?"









Here's the leftovers.


Hey, I don't spit my gum in your house.

I saw that, you just picked your butt!






Here's this week's nominees...




"This is our worst carjacking ever."
Submitted by Mordechai Lichtenstein
New York, N.Y.

"Try honking again."
Submitted by Lawrence Wood
Chicago, Ill.

"A lot of pizzas are going to be free today."
Submitted by George Cinert
Bolingbrook, Ill.

I entered...

"Would you mind passing me that empty coffee cup?"