"Would you mind passing me that empty coffee cup?"Here's the leftovers...
Have I told you how Scientology changed my life?
We never talk now that I'm dating your ex-wife.
Looks like everybody's wife is also delivering a baby right now.
Boy, Indian food really stays with you.
It's a one man show about my relationship with my father and it goes like this...
Here's this weeks nominees...
"We knew that using the sperm bank might be a gamble."
Submitted by Lynn Menashian
Pacific Grove, Calif.
"Hey, at least it swims like a duck."
Submitted by Jon Greene
Great Barrington, Mass.
"Just wait until you see his wingtips."
Submitted by Thomas McGowan
Kildeer, Ill.
I entered...
"I don't want you hanging around the farmer's house anymore. "
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