This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Welcome to Mutiny of Omaha."





Here are the leftovers...

Arrr...you sure you don't want to open a savings account?

Polly wants to see two forms of ID.

I suggest you put half of the money in checking and the other half in an extravagantly bejewelled chest buried on a desert island?


Here are this week's nominees...






"Anyone have an objection? Please? Anyone?"
Submitted by Miriam Lichtenstein
Bala Cynwyd, Pa.

"Now, at the actual wedding tomorrow, let's keep Heather off the vodka."
Submitted by Mike McGonegal
Burlington, Vt.

"Brittany, I understand you've written Kyle's vows, which he'll now read."
Submitted by Rob Huffman
Fredericksburg, Va.

I entered...

"Let's save that for tonight, okay?"