this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Table two found a fly in their coupe."






Here are the leftovers...


Table nine said their food is too greasy.

Come on guys, we need that pizza delivered now!

You’re going to have to work harder than that to win “American’s Top Car Engineer Who likes to Dress like a Chef!”





Here are this week's nominees...




"Now don't you wish you hadn't done so many helium shots?"
Submitted by Edward Wierenga
Rochester, N.Y.

"You're such a light sleeper."
Submitted by Stephen Domesick
Lake Worth, Fla.

"You need to cut your toenails."
Submitted by Sean Farrell
Los Angeles, Calif.


I entered...
"Okay, so my feet are a little cold."