this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"There's an invisible car outside with it's lights on."





Here are the leftovers...


I'll have a Kryptonite and soda.

There's a star covered red and yellow multi-wheeled vehicle blocking my car.




Sorry, I thought this was a secret identity bar.




Here are this week's nominees...




“I wish I could help you, but I'm a real-estate lawyer.”
Submitted by Tricia Bacon
Alexandria, Va.

“I know this seems weird, but even as a cub I could feel the rush of Wall Street racing through my veins.”
Submitted by James C. Czumak
Merritt Island, Fla.

“If you can't eat 'em, join 'em.”
Submitted by Arthur M. Rogers, Jr.
Lake Wales, Fla.


I entered...

"It hasn't been easy adapting to life outside."

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Can you hear me now?"








Here's the leftovers...


Hold on, I'm going under a black hole.

Hey go outside and look at the moon right now.

We never do anything where I live.

Houston we have a boner.








Here's this week's nominees...



"Call security and tell them to circle the wagons!"
Submitted by Shirley Quick
Wichita, Kans.

"Looks like I'm going to have to cancel my High Noon."
Submitted by Dan Walker
Oregon, Wis.

"Quick, give them a casino."
Submitted by Deron Grabel
Naugatuck, Conn.

I entered...

"Gary's back, and he's shooting up the Halloween party!"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"How do I know you're not a cop?"









Here's the leftovers...

You must be a professional surfer.

It's either accounting or Surfing Dave, you can't do both.

I swear I made the last payment on that board!

Can I interest you in some Life Guard Insurance?



Here's this week's nominees...




"That's it. I'm returning those narciscissors today!"
Submitted by Ryan Carroll
Chicago, Ill.

"Keep going—it's starting to turn me on."
Submitted by Michael O’Hara
Malibu, Calif.

"I wish you’d go back to doing self-portraits."
Submitted by Jerry Sobol
New York, N.Y.

I entered...

"I said the garden needs more "Narcissus"."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"The conference room needs "extra seats", not ecstasy!"









Here's the leftovers...


I told you he's not allowed to have caffeine.

How do you know that was my fart?








Here's this week's nominees...




"I'm six feet tall if I stand on my toes."
Submitted by Bruce Fallick
Kirkland, Wash.

"O.K., now we'd like to see No. 4 in the tutu."
Submitted by Mike Hammer
Arlington, Va.

"These were winnowed down from a group of thirty-seven using DNA testing."
Submitted by Robert Siegel
Rochester, N.Y.

I entered...
"Number 3 please perform a Petit jete followed by a Fouette en tournant and say, “Give me your wallet or I’ll knock out your teeth."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Thanks for lending me Martha Steward’s Prison Living book."





Here are this weeks nominees...



"In this economy, it's good to have an extra trade."
Submitted by Deborah Begel
La Madera, N.M.

"I'm your fairy god plumber."
Submitted by Lawrence Lytton
New York, N.Y.

"I'm here to grant your wife's wish that you would fix the toilet."
Submitted by Geoff Stamper
Bellevue, Wash.


I entered...
"I’m the ghost of Christmas farts."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I think your torn hamstring might actually work in our favor for the competition."




Here's the left overs...

I think might be ready to move up to the intermediate class.

Just walk it off.

You’re a few steps ahead of yourself.





Here's this weeks nominees...



"Geez, it's twenty-five to life already."
Submitted by Richard Vidan
Lawndale, Calif.

"I'd love to come, but you know the old ball and chain."
Submitted by Pam Davis
Americus, Ga.

"Well, I really must be staying."
Submitted by Henry Saveth
New York City,


I entered...

"I should probably go check on the toilet wine."

Dan's Fake New Yorker Caption Contest

Times up! First off I just want to encourage each and everyone of you that entered my fake New Yorker caption contest to enter the real New Yorker caption contest(not that I want the competition). You all did an amazing job coming up with very funny captions to a drawing that had no original joke in mind when it was drawn. And now the moment we've all been waiting for, the two runners up in the first Dan's fake caption contest are...


"Bad dog! This is why we can't have nice torture dungeons."

Submitted by Chuck


"Well... at least now we can be alone."

Submitted by Doug Cox


And the winner is...


"What girl? -- Timmy fell in the threshing machine?!"

Submitted by Starchie Spudnoggen

This was so much fun I plan on doing it again every so often in the future!

Thanks for playing!

Dan

Dan's Fake New Yorker Caption Contest

Okay, your turn! I've drawn my own vague New Yorker-esque cartoon and I'd like you to come up with the caption to accompany the image. Just post your caption in the comments section and I'll select the winner in a week! Good look!



* UPDATE - I'm going to be out of town this Tuesday, so that means the polls are closing on Sunday night instead of Tuesday. I will be voting on the winner and two runners up this Sunday night, and posting it one Tuesday Morning. So for the next few days there is still time to win nothing more or less than my undying respect!