Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Dan's Fake New Yorker Caption Contest

Okay, your turn! I've drawn my own vague New Yorker-esque cartoon and I'd like you to come up with the caption to accompany the image. Just post your caption in the comments section and I'll select the winner in a week! Good look!



* UPDATE - I'm going to be out of town this Tuesday, so that means the polls are closing on Sunday night instead of Tuesday. I will be voting on the winner and two runners up this Sunday night, and posting it one Tuesday Morning. So for the next few days there is still time to win nothing more or less than my undying respect!

21 comments:

mnmears said...

Now, that's a disarming development.


That's the arm of the last guy who thought he'd take advantage of me after I brought him up for a nightcap.


Oh, don't mind my precious pup, he's as gentile as a lamb.

mnmears said...

He's my wristwatch-dog.

Timex, it takes a licking and keeps on ticking ... even after its owner's heart stops.

Babe Scanlon said...

So much for the armchair.

Melissa said...

When your brother said he'd give his right arm to watch our dog, I guess he meant it.

Chuck said...

Bad dog! This is why we can't have nice torture dungeons.

Josh Cooley said...

"I guess Fido's not a fan of Mexican food."

Doug Cox said...

Holy crap! How did a dog get in here?

Starchie Spudnoggen said...

I keep throwing it out and he keeps bringing it back.


He just turns up his nose at those new treats.


He's still pretty attached to the previous owner.

Starchie Spudnoggen said...

What girl? -- Timmy fell in the threshing machine?!


He's obviously been digging five paces north of the Bougainvillea.

Josh Cooley said...

I should have never crate trained her in that casket.

Doug Cox said...

...and then I said, I'd give my right arm to do tha-... whoa!... weird! I just said right arm and now there's a severed right arm in my living room! Ha ha, Life is funny.

Doug Cox said...

Well... at least now we can be alone.

peepeemonkey said...

Oh great, Honey! You know how bad Ginger's gas gets after eating human flesh!

Josh Cooley said...

Oh, THERE'S my watch!

Josh Cooley said...

This stain resistant carpet is amazing!

Josh Cooley said...

Bad Dahmer! Bad!

insomniakz said...

Darn dog, always trying to cock block , showing off his fancy watches.

krusty said...

"Oh my God! That couch doesn't go with those curtains does it?!"

Babe Scanlon said...

I didn't ask for a room with a dog.

Babe Scanlon said...

Dammit! I said "doggie bag" not "body bag".

This dog will love you to death. no really. to death. get it?

I keep my dog well armed.

Pizza's here!

He's allergic to all other kinds of protein, venison worked for a while but then he got diarrhea again. So far so good though.

Chuck said...

Aw, damn. We have to catch him in the act, or he'll never learn.

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