Monday, May 12, 2008

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

This weeks entry in the New Yorker Caption Contest, is coming live from New York! I'm in New York this week with Michele celebrating our third wedding anniversary. Remember, each week they provide the image and you provide the caption. Here's what I entered this week, with a few extras below.

"Your resume is unexpectedly detailed."




Can I get you something to eat.

I think this job will really help build character.

My kids are big fans of yours, their constantly drawing pictures of you.

You resume is very impressive, and the self-portrait you’ve included is shockingly realistic.

At this company we’ll give you enough rope to hang your self with.

At this company if you put in the work, and really hustle in a years time you could move up to middle management with a corner office, a secretary and eventually some shoulders and a nose.

4 comments:

Chuck said...

"I think this job will help build character." is GOLD.

Caveat Productions said...

thanks Chuck. New York doesent fell the same.

krusty said...

I love the one you picked.

Caveat Productions said...

THanks! By the way chuck, I had just gotten back to the hotel after celebrating a bit too much in New York when I responded to your post. That's why it makes absolutely no sense.

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