"Your resume is unexpectedly detailed."
Can I get you something to eat.
I think this job will really help build character.
My kids are big fans of yours, their constantly drawing pictures of you.
You resume is very impressive, and the self-portrait you’ve included is shockingly realistic.
At this company we’ll give you enough rope to hang your self with.
At this company if you put in the work, and really hustle in a years time you could move up to middle management with a corner office, a secretary and eventually some shoulders and a nose.
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thanks Chuck. New York doesent fell the same.
I love the one you picked.
THanks! By the way chuck, I had just gotten back to the hotel after celebrating a bit too much in New York when I responded to your post. That's why it makes absolutely no sense.
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