Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.
"I like a man who recycles."
I don't want women to be distracted by my beautiful face, but rather to love me for my astounding wealth.
"Save it. Ignorance of the law is no defense."
Submitted by Lawrence Miles,
"Let that be a lesson to you."
Submitted by Brian Giacometti,
"I'm going to let you off with just a math lecture this time."
Submitted by Tom Tykodi, New Albany,
"Can't you read the street sign?"