So here's my final entry in the New Yorker Caption Contest.
"Alright fine, we'll play!"
No pro clubs in here, this is miniature golf!
Don't touch that, it's a kidney stone.
Trust me, you didn't want to play that where it landed.
You want to hold a beating heart? It's pretty cool.
Submitted by James L. George,
"Do you want it in dog years?"
Submitted by Pat Evans,
"In this clinic, Mr. Kramer, we call it a vasectomy."
Submitted by Laurence K. Marks,
Highland Park, Ill.
"Turn your head and bark."