Dan's Fake New Yorker Caption Contest Winner!

Well that went over better the first time...

But Thanks to the two people that entered, you've both earned an extra helping of my undting respect. And the winning caption is...




"I'm sort of a celebrity and my last boyfriend couldn't deal with the spotlight, or the flashbulbs,... or,.. the biplanes." - Starchie Spudnoggen

And the runners up...

"Meet at the top of the Empire State Building in one year just like An Affair to Remember? What a romantic idea!" - Lahern

"My last giant ape was way over-possessive. Needless to say it ended very badly." - Starchie Spudnoggen

Dan's Fake New Yorker Caption Contest

Times up! First off I just want to encourage each and everyone of you that entered my fake New Yorker caption contest to enter the real New Yorker caption contest(not that I want the competition). You all did an amazing job coming up with very funny captions to a drawing that had no original joke in mind when it was drawn. And now the moment we've all been waiting for, the two runners up in the first Dan's fake caption contest are...


"Bad dog! This is why we can't have nice torture dungeons."

Submitted by Chuck


"Well... at least now we can be alone."

Submitted by Doug Cox


And the winner is...


"What girl? -- Timmy fell in the threshing machine?!"

Submitted by Starchie Spudnoggen

This was so much fun I plan on doing it again every so often in the future!

Thanks for playing!

Dan