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"They're in her purse next to my head."
Here are the leftovers...
I think my wives cheating on me with another guy.
Better than being single.
Looks like somebody got lucky last night.
This week's nominees...
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“I keep forming inappropriate attachments.”
Submitted by Stan Kantrowitz
Los Angeles, Calif.
“Just how revealing are ink blots?”
Submitted by Kathleen Hurwitz
Murrieta, Calif.
“You’re right. Maybe sometimes a sea cucumber is just a sea cucumber.”
Submitted by Julian Hirst
New York, N.Y.
I entered...
"I'm sure you hear this all the time."