
"Kind of hoped there'd be Segways."
Here are this week's nominees...

“Did anyone turn in a cape last night?”
Submitted by Theodore Frant, Jr.
Groton, Conn.
"Please tell me that was your car I just backed into."
Submitted by James Demers
New York, N.Y.
“The invisible man picked up my tab.”
Submitted by Steve Case
Tuscaloosa, Ala.
I entered...
"There's an invisible car outside with it's lights on."