This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"He'll be Jolly again; he just needs to eat something."







Here's the leftovers...

They warn us about building in the Valley of the Jolly Green Giant.

Well you don't get that big eating frozen peas and corn.


Here's this week's nominees...





"Actually, it came with the glasses."
Submitted by Margot Williams
Ypsilanti, Mich.

"I was just made pardner."
Submitted by Jeremy Fain
Los Angeles, Calif.

"Be careful about Ctrl-M."
Submitted by Louis Pappas
Washington, D.C.


I entered...

"Did I miss anything while I was napping?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.




"I'm allergic to peanut sauces, I breakout in hives."







Here are the leftovers...

This restaurant is getting great buzz.

I hear the bees hear are killer.

Does that have honey in it.








Here's this weeks nominees...



"The specials are coming out a little greasy."
Submitted by Mitch Wesley
Hamilton, Ohio

"I have a request to see how the sausage is made."
Submitted by Walter Giles
Montclair, N.J.

"They only want the starter."
Submitted by Rosalind Sadleir
Gainesville, Fla.

I entered...

"Table two found a fly in their coupe."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Let's save that for tonight, okay?"








Here are the leftovers...

Do you Rob, take this woman where ever she wants?

Is that a groom in your dress or are you just happy to see me?

I now pronounce you half man half wife.


Here's this week's nominees...




"Sorry I'm late. I had to give the boss a ride home."
Submitted by Larry Weissman
White Plains, N.Y.

"Horsey, I'm home."
Submitted by Joel Bernstein
New York, N.Y.

"It's raining cat-dogs out there."
Submitted by Mary Lynch
New York, N.Y.

I entered the very similar...

"It's raining cats that are also dogs out there."