Here is my entry in this weeks
New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrnMrw_aNcKtbPOioZkybbc177ASCrZCQFeaBMpgpbQBSFBhQyUQM4sDOgcgQYUu_7chqATxzflHjUUnjruuZpWuIM9D9q7eRHg1gr0CBhv10lI4Ln4l-UQ0zVnb5Ev7pFsZNF/s400/081201_contest_p465.jpg)
“They don’t taste very good, but they make a stunning garnish.”
Here's the leftovers...
They make a great main chorus.
Please don’t tap on the glass.
They’re pretty good, but they have a slightly cheesy aftertaste.
Just make sure to cut off their little shoes before you eat them.
I can’t give you an exact 2 pounds because none of them will tell me their actual weight.
I would choose the one on your left, she's got that certain something.
I’ve eaten seven of these today, and now I feel sick.
Here are this weeks nominees...
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0Z3-jkM3LZbS_mxpeyL7Cd_n3RU99gcgh3kAm27_UC5oyCknFWDgqHc4b3_SZ7FldAYOGVWJmGtXNO9WaTEq12s0a9sx8Vu4HmQmGs7pLVunGQ3SgFAeMaXGPPPZVkMnQTLmy/s400/mexican.jpg)
"I can't say for sure, but I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
Submitted by Mark Ashton
Elmhurst, Ill.
"Remember the Alamo—now, that was a foreclosure!"
Submitted by David Blume
New York, N.Y.
"What makes you think I wouldn't be up for sushi?"
Submitted by Neal Svalstad
El Cajon, Calif.
I entered...
"Our dress code has been outsourced."