This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We need to talk about your snoring."








Here are the leftovers...

I feel like somethings coming between us.

I don't even notice the termites anymore.

Don't worry, there's an earthquake kit under the bed.


Here's this week's nominees...




"I don't like the way Adam looks at you."
Submitted by Norma Hersh
Boynton Beach, Fla.

"Now you'll probably want a chair."
Submitted by Jim Leonard
Albany, N.Y.

"Please stop asking, honey. If anything, you look too thin."
Submitted by Phil Rosenthal
Chicago, Ill.

I entered...

"That mouse you ate makes your butt look big."

This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Anyone order a Greek salad?"







Here are this week's nominees...



“I can remember when she was just a fuzzy yellow intern.”
Submitted by Jon Williams
Raleigh, N.C.

“And we always thought it would be robots that would replace us.”
Submitted by George Gropper
Boston, Mass.

"That's strange—some of my twigs are missing, too."
Submitted by Kenneth Berniker
El Cerrito, Calif.

I entered...

this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"That mouse you ate makes your butt look big."







Here are the left overs...

Ever since that apple showed up things have gotten weird.

Well it wasn't me!







Here are this week's nominees...



"Have you always felt like a victim?"
Submitted by Lee Wilkof
Terryville, Conn.

"Sorry, I drifted off there. What did you say after 'I've been shot'?"
Submitted by Todd Pettigrew
Glace Bay, Nova Scotia

"Unfortunately, your time is up, but I think we have a general outline of the problem."
Submitted by Heather Lee
Walnut Creek, Calif.

I entered...

"Anyway, enough about me, how are you doing?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Some people in the office found your breakfast offensive."







Here are the leftovers...

You can't refer to an employee as a "Chick".




Here are this week's nominees...




"I was hoping for eternal rest."
Submitted by Matthew Greenbaum
New York, N.Y.

“A clear day? I hadn't thought of that.”
Submitted by Thomas Whipp
Shorewood, Wis.

“I'm doing O.K., but I do miss my Lycra bike shorts. And Mildred, of course.”
Submitted by Stan Kantrowitz
Los Angeles, Calif.


I entered...

"Kind of hoped there'd be Segways."

this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Anyway, enough about me, how are you doing?"




Here are the leftovers...

I'm afraid we're just about out of time.

You're awfully quiet.




Here's this week's nominees...





"They say jolliness skips a generation."
Submitted by Jotham Burrello
Ashford, Conn.

"There goes eighty-three years of brand equity down the drain."
Submitted by Harris Ferrell
Forest Hills, N.Y.

"Must be the pesticides."
Submitted by Douglass Gilbert
Greensboro, N.C.

I entered...

"He'll be Jolly again; he just needs to eat something."