This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We need to talk about your snoring."








Here are the leftovers...

I feel like somethings coming between us.

I don't even notice the termites anymore.

Don't worry, there's an earthquake kit under the bed.


Here's this week's nominees...




"I don't like the way Adam looks at you."
Submitted by Norma Hersh
Boynton Beach, Fla.

"Now you'll probably want a chair."
Submitted by Jim Leonard
Albany, N.Y.

"Please stop asking, honey. If anything, you look too thin."
Submitted by Phil Rosenthal
Chicago, Ill.

I entered...

"That mouse you ate makes your butt look big."