Monday, July 29, 2013

Final New Yorker Caption Contest Nominees

Final nominees in the  New Yorker Caption Contest.

"Mind if I cut through?"
Submitted by Bill Glavin, 
Philadelphia, Pa.

"How's my wife doing?"Submitted by Jerry Sobol, 
New York, 

"Sorry, but I have to play it where it lies."
Submitted by Kurt Hadley, 
St. Charles, Ill.

I entered...
"Alright fine, we'll play!"

Thanks New Yorker! Thanks anyone who looked at these!


Monday, July 22, 2013

New Yorker Caption Contest

No more entering the New Yorker Caption Contest  for me, but if you're curious here this weeks nominees.

"Wow, the Moscow airport—what a wacky idea for a first date!"
Submitted by Jason C. Costa,
New York, N.Y.
"I need someone without baggage."
Submitted by Kirk J. LoCicero, 
New Orleans, La.
"You have really kind eyeholes."
Submitted by Brier Random, Santa Barbara, Calif.

I entered...
"I like a man who recycles."

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

The Last New Yorker Caption Contest

Hey anyone who still looks at this blog, Well this is it for me, after over five years of entering the New Yorker Caption Contest every single week, I'm throwing in the towel. It was a lot of fun, but I'm moving onto crossword puzzles. I'll post two more blog entries with the next two week's nominees that I've already entered, and then I don't think they'll be much going on at this blog, because who has a blog anymore.

So here's my final entry in the New Yorker Caption Contest.

"Alright fine, we'll play!"


No pro clubs in here, this is miniature golf!

Don't touch that, it's a kidney stone.

Trust me, you didn't want to play that where it landed.

You want to hold a beating heart? It's pretty cool. 


Submitted by James L. George, 
Columbus, Ohio

"Do you want it in dog years?"
Submitted by Pat Evans, 
Clinton, N.Y.

"In this clinic, Mr. Kramer, we call it a vasectomy."
Submitted by Laurence K. Marks, 
Highland Park, Ill.

I entered...
"Turn your head and bark."

Wednesday, July 03, 2013

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I like a man who recycles."


I don't want women to be distracted by my beautiful face, but rather to love me for my astounding wealth. 


"Save it. Ignorance of the law is no defense."
Submitted by Lawrence Miles, 
Laredo, Texas

"Let that be a lesson to you."
Submitted by Brian Giacometti, 
Westfield, Mass.

"I'm going to let you off with just a math lecture this time."
Submitted by Tom Tykodi, New Albany, 

I entered...
"Can't you read the street sign?"

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