Showing posts with label last new yorker caption contest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label last new yorker caption contest. Show all posts

Monday, July 29, 2013

Final New Yorker Caption Contest Nominees


Final nominees in the  New Yorker Caption Contest.




"Mind if I cut through?"
Submitted by Bill Glavin, 
Philadelphia, Pa.

"How's my wife doing?"Submitted by Jerry Sobol, 
New York, 
N.Y.

"Sorry, but I have to play it where it lies."
Submitted by Kurt Hadley, 
St. Charles, Ill.

I entered...
"Alright fine, we'll play!"


Thanks New Yorker! Thanks anyone who looked at these!

Bye.

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

The Last New Yorker Caption Contest

Hey anyone who still looks at this blog, Well this is it for me, after over five years of entering the New Yorker Caption Contest every single week, I'm throwing in the towel. It was a lot of fun, but I'm moving onto crossword puzzles. I'll post two more blog entries with the next two week's nominees that I've already entered, and then I don't think they'll be much going on at this blog, because who has a blog anymore.

So here's my final entry in the New Yorker Caption Contest.




"Alright fine, we'll play!"



Leftovers


No pro clubs in here, this is miniature golf!

Don't touch that, it's a kidney stone.

Trust me, you didn't want to play that where it landed.

You want to hold a beating heart? It's pretty cool. 



Nominees 




"Heal!"
Submitted by James L. George, 
Columbus, Ohio

"Do you want it in dog years?"
Submitted by Pat Evans, 
Clinton, N.Y.

"In this clinic, Mr. Kramer, we call it a vasectomy."
Submitted by Laurence K. Marks, 
Highland Park, Ill.

I entered...
"Turn your head and bark."













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