Dan's Fake New Yorker Caption Contest Winner!

Well that went over better the first time...

But Thanks to the two people that entered, you've both earned an extra helping of my undting respect. And the winning caption is...




"I'm sort of a celebrity and my last boyfriend couldn't deal with the spotlight, or the flashbulbs,... or,.. the biplanes." - Starchie Spudnoggen

And the runners up...

"Meet at the top of the Empire State Building in one year just like An Affair to Remember? What a romantic idea!" - Lahern

"My last giant ape was way over-possessive. Needless to say it ended very badly." - Starchie Spudnoggen

Dan's Fake New Yorker Caption Contest

Okay, your turn! I've drawn my own vague New Yorker-esque cartoon and I'd like you to come up with the caption to accompany the image. Just post your caption in the comments section and I'll select the winner in a week! Good look! The winner gets nothing more or less than my undying respect!