This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"No, I’m pretty sure he’s not expecting me."







Here's the extras...


You happy working here or are you looking for something a little different?

Sorry I’m late, but traffic is terrible between here and L.A.

I don't have an appointment because I'm kind of a dick.


Here are this weeks nominees...




"The instructions should have mentioned that you need a body of water.”
Submitted by Peter Bleyleben
Chestnut Hill, Mass.

"That’s smart, Eddie. The first place cops look is in the trunk.”
Submitted by David Wilkner
Pawtucket, R.I.

"What do you mean you don't remember? Either he sleeps with the fishes or he don't."
Submitted by Tim Wibert
Okemos, Mich.

I entered...

If we’ve lost this guy the boss is gonna have us kill us!

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

















"It’s a sinners market."




Here's the leftovers...

I just want to warn you the home doesn’t have air conditioning.

On the upside, the school system in this neighborhood is wonderful.

I find a staged home feels more livable when there filled with the smell of baking bread and burning flesh.

Let me just check to see if the current owner is decent.

Legally I need to disclose that the reason the home is going for so cheap is that someone is going to be murdered on the property.

You stand a good chance of getting this place seeing as you come from a two soul household.

We expect this foreclosure to go quickly.

I have to be perfectly honest with you, the house has a mold issues.




And now a new feature!

Let's take a look at this weeks winning nominees!


















" Run! the kid with the little red shovel is coming back!"

"We save a bundle on suntan lotion."

"You've got that? Three bottled waters, two sodas, one coffee, and six straws."

And here's what I entered...

"Your kid is never gonna get into a good college unless he learns to finish what he starts."

None of the nominees mentioned the fact that the guy standing in the sands feet are buried. Damn you New Yorker and you're half ass contest!

See you next week!