This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"No, I’m pretty sure he’s not expecting me."







Here's the extras...


You happy working here or are you looking for something a little different?

Sorry I’m late, but traffic is terrible between here and L.A.

I don't have an appointment because I'm kind of a dick.


Here are this weeks nominees...




"The instructions should have mentioned that you need a body of water.”
Submitted by Peter Bleyleben
Chestnut Hill, Mass.

"That’s smart, Eddie. The first place cops look is in the trunk.”
Submitted by David Wilkner
Pawtucket, R.I.

"What do you mean you don't remember? Either he sleeps with the fishes or he don't."
Submitted by Tim Wibert
Okemos, Mich.

I entered...

If we’ve lost this guy the boss is gonna have us kill us!