this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We've been acquired by Big Keith in cell block 2."



Here are the leftovers...

Our toilet wine profits are through the roof.









Here are this week's nominees...




"Hey, kids—you'll need to move over. Mr. Miller's car won't start."
Submitted by Joey Pipia
Port Townsend, Wash.

"Would you call the office and ask them to open my window?"
Submitted by Bill Wiggins
Red Boiling Springs, Tenn.

"It's a loaner."
Submitted by Jim Johnston
Bethesda, Md.

I entered...

"We've got room for one more in here."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I should probably go check on the toilet wine."




Here are the left overs...


I’m hoping to get time off for bland behavior.

Well honey, we should probably get back to our corner of the cell.

Wow, so this is all made out of soap.

Well we should call it a life.





Here's this weeks nominees...



"First time at Euro Disney?"
Submitted by Addison Koella
Knoxville, Tenn.

"We discovered the Internet since you were here last."
Submitted by Charles Coté
Rochester, N.Y.

"Lily pad . . . lily plant . . . Damn, I've forgotten my safe word!"
Submitted by Dean Booth
Columbus, Ohio

I entered...

"So, you’re into exploring?"