New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Can you believe the hair I had in the Eighties?"

Leftovers...

This is my extended family.

This is my nephew with the basketball scholarship.

Why is there a portrait of Hillary Swank on my desk?

It's an artist's rendition of Milton Berle's penis.




This Week's Nominees...

We'll eventually miss him.
Submitted by Robert A. Rubenfeld,
New York

He never could commit.
Submitted by Carol Sullivan,
Kingston

He had great health insurance.
Submitted by Alan Wiles, 
Silver Creek

I entered...
"Something, something, something, Obama Care, something, something."

New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Seems we have more work to do on my Kleptomania."

Here are the leftovers...

I think we're really making progress on my germ phobia.

You were right, I did need to take my treatment into my daily life.






This week's nominees...

"Frankly, Sheila, I find this the most awkward part of our divorce agreement."

Submitted by Ronald Rubin,

Topanga, Calif.

"I hate our therapist." 
Submitted by Jorn Earl Otte,

Mount Hope, W.Va.

"I have the same exact dog." 
Submitted by Steven Baumholtz,

Pleasant Valley, N.Y.

I entered...

"Squatter's rights."

The New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Can we bring food on the train?"

Here's the leftovers...

You're all sheep!

Hey buddy, no bicycles in the front car!

This week's nominations...

"Quick, before Bloomberg bans it!"

Submitted by Rita Costanzo,

Staten Island, N.Y.

"When."

Submitted by Victoria Y. Rice,

New York, N.Y.

"Best decaf in town, Dolores."

Submitted by Krista Van Wart, 

Brooklyn, N.Y.

I entered...

"Nobody pours a cup of Four Loko like you Deb."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Nobody pours a cup of Four Loko like you Deb."

Here's this week's nominees...

"I think my wife is having us tailed."
Submitted by Marianne L. Kelly

 Lancaster, Pa.

"I know I was having trouble finding it, but this is a little extreme."
Submitted by Gabriel Eiger

 North Bend, Wash.

"I'll take it from here, Marlowe."
Submitted by Bill Binger

Alta, Utah

I entered...

"I think your husband is having us followed."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I meant let's "figuratively" go out on a ledge."

And this week's nominees...

"The hairs on my chinny chin chin got caught in your damn escalator."

Submitted by Claudia McGoldrickCape

May Court House, N.J.

"Whenever I eat an apple, everyone assumes that I'm dead." Submitted by Bill KesslerLos 

Angeles, Calif.

"Stop sending me spam!"Submitted by Sean Lynch

Brooklyn, N.Y.

I entered...

"Somebody went wee wee wee all over the men's room."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks The New York Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Somebody went wee wee wee all over the men's room."

Here are the leftovers...

Well why do you even sell straw houses then?

Here are this week's nominees...

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."
Submitted by Adam Hackbarth
O'Fallon, Mo.

"This week we'll delve a little deeper than 'Because it's there,' Mr. Mallory."
Submitted by Dianna Orr
Huntington Beach, Calif.

"You're in luck! My three-o'clock seems to have fallen off the face of the earth."
Submitted by Alex Rose
Wellesley, Mass.

I entered...

"My last appointment fell off, I mean through."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"One more day and I'm eating the tollbooth guy. " 

Here are the leftovers....


I hope they validate.  

This neighborhood's changed.

I hope that rescue boat has the right parking stickers.

I Finally feel safe.


Here are this week's nominees...

 "They're trying to attract a younger crowd."
Submitted by John W. Jones
Arlington, Va.

"Which sounds faster: 'clip-clop, clip-clop' or 'clippety-clop'?"
Submitted by Luke McNeill
Arlington, Mass.

"And they said my career was over after 'The Godfather.' "
Submitted by Brad Stratton
Franklin, Wis.

I entered...

"We now return to the new season of HBO's "Luck"."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"I thought his cave would be nicer."

Here are the leftovers...

Would you mind asking your guest to remove his shoes?

That's how you use ALL of the buffalo. 

It's not you, it's him.

Here's this week's nominees...

"When they said, 'Take us to your leader,' I don't think they meant your mother's house."
Submitted by Sally Anne Groomes
Bethlehem, Pa.

"I don't care what planet they are from, they can pass on the left like everyone else."
Submitted by Justin Sather
Oswego, Ill.

"Which finger do I use for aliens?"
Submitted by Zachary Yanez
Houston, Texas

I entered...

"Whatever you do don't tell the spacemen we've been doing drugs."