New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Seems we have more work to do on my Kleptomania."

Here are the leftovers...

I think we're really making progress on my germ phobia.

You were right, I did need to take my treatment into my daily life.






This week's nominees...

"Frankly, Sheila, I find this the most awkward part of our divorce agreement."

Submitted by Ronald Rubin,

Topanga, Calif.

"I hate our therapist." 
Submitted by Jorn Earl Otte,

Mount Hope, W.Va.

"I have the same exact dog." 
Submitted by Steven Baumholtz,

Pleasant Valley, N.Y.

I entered...

"Squatter's rights."