New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"The poops just roll right off."

Nominees...

"Treat me like the White House."
Submitted by Mark Glassman, New York, N.Y.

"Majority Whip tonight?"

Submitted by Paul Franz, Cincinnati, Ohio

"You were filibustering in your sleep again."
Submitted by Nathan Blomgren, Corte Madera, Calif.

I entered...

"No one knows how to screw people quite like you."

This Weeks New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Get plenty of rest and stay out of the sun."







Here are the leftovers...


I think you might have the bunny flu.

You're dying of arthritis.

Is that a rabbit in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Stop projecting your problems.

This isn't what I meant when I said you could shadow me.












Here are this weeks nominees...



"So you're the infamous Sudsy Malone."
Submitted by Dave Barber
Columbus, Ohio

"Couldn't you just have a last-meal request like everyone else?"
Submitted by William Babula
Santa Rosa, Calif.

"It says Martha Stewart once lived here."
Submitted by Laurence Lytton.
New York, N.Y.


I entered...

"Thanks for lending me Martha Steward’s Prison Living book."