This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"It's a good thing I'm drunker than you are!"



Here's the left overs...



You're gonna have to try a lot harder than this!

I don't want you hanging out with this Jesus character anymore!




Here's this weeks nominees...






"Free will is overrated."
Submitted by Nahomi Harkavy
Greensboro, N.C.

"This was so much more awkward before Craigslist."
Submitted by Julie Gautreau
Knoxville, Tenn.

"This is why I suggested a threesome."
Submitted by Martina O'Boyle
Atlanta, Ga.



I entered...

Pull yourself out of that chair and take your wife dancing.