This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Pull yourself out of that chair and take your wife dancing."





Here are the left overs...

The giant hands called, they want to get the act back together!

I think I figured out why we’ve been so lethargic lately.

So, you like to watch?




Here's this weeks nominees...




"Just to confirm—I get seventy-two lemmings, right?"
Submitted by Chris Norborg
Chicago, Ill.

"Table for eleven? Right this way."
Submitted by Simon Narode
Portland, Ore.

"I'm just curious—what's your excuse?"
Submitted by Pinghan Chua
Alexandria, Va.

I entered...
"Just keep thinking of those 72 virgins."