this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We've been acquired by Big Keith in cell block 2."



Here are the leftovers...

Our toilet wine profits are through the roof.









Here are this week's nominees...




"Hey, kids—you'll need to move over. Mr. Miller's car won't start."
Submitted by Joey Pipia
Port Townsend, Wash.

"Would you call the office and ask them to open my window?"
Submitted by Bill Wiggins
Red Boiling Springs, Tenn.

"It's a loaner."
Submitted by Jim Johnston
Bethesda, Md.

I entered...

"We've got room for one more in here."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Why do you feel your wife is always riding you?"





Here are the leftovers...

What makes you think you’re adopted?

For a horse-man you’re very unstable.


Here's this week's nominees...



"Don't just stand there, Agnes—get the pliers."
Submitted by Dorothy Lefkovits
San Francisco, Calif.

"It's for you."
Submitted by Debbie Meagher
Clearwater, Fla.

"Hello, I'm calling to report a giant hand in my house."
Submitted by Dan Woods
Akron, Ohio

I entered...

"I may be bald but you've really let yourself go Barbie."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We've got room for one more in here."






Here are the leftovers...

Race you to work.

It's safer than morning traffic.

Want in on the car death pool?


Here are this week's nominees...



"It's a working vacation."
Submitted by Catherine Gibran
Barrington, R.I.

"You'll find we do things a little differently here in accounts swimmable."
Submitted by Stephan Cox
New York, N.Y.

"Can you please fold it into a little boat?"
Submitted by James Morley
Houston, Texas

I entered...

"Come on in the audits fine!"

this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

*Sorry, Blogger was screwed up this week and deleted this post. I didn't realize it until just now.

"I may be bald but you've really let yourself go Barbie."




Here are the left overs...

Next phone I get is going to be hands free.




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"I must find the tree that killed my father."
Submitted by Graham Watling
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"That one was asking for it."
Submitted by Ian Spain
Ann Arbor, Mich.

"I came, I sawed, I conquered."
Submitted by Juli Rodgers
Santa Fe, N.M.

I entered...
"This solar powered chainsaw is way better for the environment."

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Come on in the audits fine!"





Here are the leftovers...


I really want to hear your ideas, put them in with the others.





Here are this week's nominees...








"I'll have the chicken."
Submitted by Liam Kavanagh
Calgary, Alberta

"Give me a second—I know this one."
Submitted by Bezalel Stern
New York, N.Y.

"When they all walked in that day, I thought something seemed funny."
Submitted by Jim Johnson
New York, N.Y.

I entered...
"I'm not sure which three of them entered the bar?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"This solar powered chainsaw is way better for the environment."




Here are the leftovers...

Do we get Earth Day off this year?




Here are this weeks nominees...




"Your services are no longer required."
Submitted by Kevin Campbell
Auburn, Calif.

"O.K., where did you hide the remote?"
Submitted by Bill Craig
Ridgewood, N.J.

"It's time I told you—you were adapted."
Submitted by Bruce Cherry
New York, N.Y.


I entered...

"The internet must be stopped."

Tracy Fan Art

Got our first Fan Art for our live action comedy "Tracy" from Illustrator Ryan Estrada. It's a drawing of the four TV Legends featured in the film.



Check out more of Ryan's work online!

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"The internet must be stopped."







Here are the leftovers...


Unless you're filled with porn you don't stand a chance against me.







Here are this week's nominees...



"Why don't you just admit it—this is the wrong desert."
Submitted by Ronn Koeppel
Los Osos, Calif.

"Let me know if you spot a divorce lawyer."
Submitted by Kent Engelmeier
Pittsburgh, Pa.

"I'm not going to say the word I'm thinking of."
Submitted by Roger Ebert
Chicago, Ill.

I entered...
"We are so F'd."

"Tracy" Episode 14: "Family Gathering"

1970’s children’s show host Tracy Knapp was loved to death by a generation of kids, but killed to death by an unknown assailant. Follow filmmaker and fan Dan Sullivan on his journey to find out once and for all, who shot Tracy Knapp.

Episode 14
“Family Gathering”




Well that's it! Thanks everyone for watching. The whole movie will be online soon. Check www.tracymovie.com for news on when.

Thanks

Dan

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"So glad we were upgraded from 'Standby' to 'Cling To.' "


Here are the leftovers...

This is the safest seat Southwest has at the moment.

First class use to mean something.




Here are this week's nominees...



"The governor would like your help with the budget."
Submitted by Katie Scheir
Los Angeles, Calif.
"After they're shredded, I want them burned at the stake."
Submitted by Frank Sargent
Carlisle, Mass.
"They're saying the book is dead. I'd like to be sure."
Submitted by Gavin Powers
New York, N.Y.

I entered...
"Could you take the headers off these?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We are so F'd."






Here's the leftovers...

This is the desert level, we parked on the ocean level!

If you had put the green tennis ball on the antenna this wouldn't have happened.

F you.

I'm telling you we took the bus here.

This is why I don't like taking the dune buggy.




Here's this week's nominees...



"Is that your foot?"
Submitted by Martha Robbins
Marietta, Ohio

"Should I call and downsize our pizza order?"
Submitted by J. Forrest Hobart
Easton, Pa.

"They're outside protesting, sir."
Submitted by Nando Pelusi
Brooklyn, N.Y.

I entered...

"Should we move to the big conference table?"

"Tracy" Episode 13: "The Convention"

1970’s children’s show host Tracy Knapp was loved to death by a generation of kids, but killed to death by an unknown assailant. Follow filmmaker and fan Dan Sullivan on his journey to find out once and for all, who shot Tracy Knapp.

Episode 13
“The Convention”

"Tracy" Episode 12: "Ferf"

1970’s children’s show host Tracy Knapp was loved to death by a generation of kids, but killed to death by an unknown assailant. Follow filmmaker and fan Dan Sullivan on his journey to find out once and for all, who shot Tracy Knapp.

Episode 12
“Ferf”

The isolated woods of Michigan provide a disturbing setting for a shocking revelations.

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Could you take the headers off these?"




Here's the leftovers...

Want to read my screenplay?





Here's this week's nominees...



"I ran out of water, officer."
Submitted by Peter Nord
New York, N.Y.

"How 'bout I give you two of these salmon, you walk away, and no one's the wiser?"
Submitted by Mark Miller
Los Angeles, Calif.

"Where were you when I drove my car into the lake?"
Submitted by Michael McCarthy
Chevy Chase, Md.

I entered...

"I was trying to get away from the guy on the skis."

"Tracy" Episode 11: “Renaissance Men”

1970’s children’s show host Tracy Knapp was loved to death by a generation of kids, but killed to death by an unknown assailant. Follow filmmaker and fan Dan Sullivan on his journey to find out once and for all, who shot Tracy Knapp.

Episode 11
“Renaissance Men”

After exposing their deepest, darkest secrets, the filmmaker and Jim Knapp let down their guard and draw up their swords.

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

"Tracy" Deleted Scene!

Hey all,

Thought I'd post one of the few deleted scenes from our web-series TRACY this week.

This clip was originally made for the moment in this week's episode (click here to see) where the filmmaker talks about his claymation series called "The Fwebick." I shot this version first and then my wife and producer Michele Scanlon suggested that we do something with a little more action, and we came up with the version that's in the film now. But I still think there is a simple charm to this incredibly boring Fwebicks clip.

Tracy" Deleted Scene #1: The Fwebicks "Cable Caper - watch more funny videos

By the way I really did make claymation movies about the Fwebicks in the past, but I was 9 years old, instead of 27.

Enjoy, and watch out for Episode 11 of "Tracy" this Thursday night entitled "Renaissance Men".

Dan

"Tracy" Episode 10: "The Apology"

1970’s children’s show host Tracy Knapp was loved to death by a generation of kids, but killed to death by an unknown assailant. Follow filmmaker and fan Dan Sullivan on his journey to find out once and for all, who shot Tracy Knapp.

Episode 10
“The Apology”

Feeling bad about his conduct, the filmmaker offers up his own dignity to win back the trust, confidence, and respect of his subject, and friend.

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I was trying to get away from the guy on the skis."




Here's the leftovers...

I'm a little lost.

Have you been following me since the lake?

I'm in international waters.


Here's this week's nominees...



"Relax. The DVR is set. You can catch the game tomorrow."
Submitted by Mary Troy
Goshen, N.Y.

"I don't want you to be the one that got away."
Submitted by Robert MacGougan
Toronto, Ont.

"I don't want to creep you out or anything, but I'm your biggest fan."
Submitted by William Bendix
Vancouver, B.C.

I entered...
"You've got a little spaghetti on your shirt."

"Tracy" Episode 9: "Positive Reinforcements"

1970’s children’s show host Tracy Knapp was loved to death by a generation of kids, but killed to death by an unknown assailant. Follow filmmaker and fan Dan Sullivan on his journey to find out once and for all, who shot Tracy Knapp.

Episode 9
“Positive Reinforcements”

Just when all is lost, the children that grew up loving Tracy Knapp finally grow up, and have kids of their own.