
"Why do you feel your wife is always riding you?"
Here are the leftovers...
What makes you think you’re adopted?
For a horse-man you’re very unstable.
Here's this week's nominees...

"Don't just stand there, Agnes—get the pliers."
Submitted by Dorothy Lefkovits
San Francisco, Calif.
"It's for you."
Submitted by Debbie Meagher
Clearwater, Fla.
"Hello, I'm calling to report a giant hand in my house."
Submitted by Dan Woods
Akron, Ohio
I entered...
"I may be bald but you've really let yourself go Barbie."
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