This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I think the chlorine levels are off again."






Here's the leftovers...


We need a pool toy that doesn't scare the kids.

The sun is the second cause of pool related death.


Here's this week's nominees...



"Botox."
Submitted by Steven Frucht
New York, N.Y.

"Looks like a culture of denial."
Submitted by Terence Krista
Richmond, Calif.

"Believe me, it's what's under the ground that's most interesting."
Submitted by Webb Harris
Winter Springs, Fla.

I entered...
Welcome to "Stoned-henge".

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Come on in the audits fine!"





Here are the leftovers...


I really want to hear your ideas, put them in with the others.





Here are this week's nominees...








"I'll have the chicken."
Submitted by Liam Kavanagh
Calgary, Alberta

"Give me a second—I know this one."
Submitted by Bezalel Stern
New York, N.Y.

"When they all walked in that day, I thought something seemed funny."
Submitted by Jim Johnson
New York, N.Y.

I entered...
"I'm not sure which three of them entered the bar?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I had to bring in some of the fun I didn’t get to over the weekend."







Here are the leftovers...


Fish out of water! You’re fired!

Do you want to get in on the office pool?

This is much less distracting than the Internet.

I told you I was going to use my bonus to put in a pool.

My wife won’t let me keep it at the house.







Here's this week's nominees...






"But, first, a word on foot odor."
Submitted by Mike Egan
Syracuse, N.Y.

"And, in this corner, also hailing from Chernobyl..."
Submitted by Tim Herbert
Plainfield, N.H.

"Very funny. Now give me the microphone."
Submitted by Lawrence Wood
Chicago, Ill.

I entered...

"And in these two corners…"