this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Have you considered a dimmer switch?"





Here are the leftovers...

This should help you turn your brain off before bed.

Be sure to have it in the off position before watching television.

I would avoid surgery and recommend a large novelty hat.








Here's this week's nominees...




"O.K., we learned a lot this game, including you can't rush a soufflé."
Submitted by Jay Solomon
New York, N.Y.

"First base wants to know if you have anything gluten-free."
Submitted by Michael Hicks
New Orleans, La.

"I trust you know what to do when you get to the plate."
Submitted by Phil Rosenthal
Chicago, Ill.

I entered...
"The idea behind new uniforms was that we'd all wear the SAME new uniforms."