this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"The enchanted mannequins return every morning at sunrise."






Here are the leftovers...

"Here come the suits" is what most people would say, but I'm way too funny a janitor to say that.

The people running this company have their heads up their asses.

Here come the emperors new executives.



Here's this weeks nominees...





"Maybe this explains why we never had children."
Submitted by Tyler Burnett
San Antonio, Texas

"You knew I was a columnist when you married me."
Submitted by Laurissa James
New York, N.Y.

"This game looked a lot easier in the store."
Submitted by Jeffrey Hutchins
Black Mountain, N.C.

I entered...

"Let's just spill something on the carpet and get it over with."