This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Let's just spill something on the carpet and get it over with."




Here's the leftovers...


Can't we just put plastic on the furniture?

We could just take our shoes off on the carpet.






This week's nominees...



"Want to play the license-plate game again?"
Submitted by David Franta
Cincinnati, Ohio

"Is it so important that it be a rescue ship?"
Submitted by Eric Behrens
Austin, Texas

"So I see you went with the grass interior."
Submitted by Jeffrey Kechejian
Bridgeport, Conn.


I entered...

"I remember when this was all swampland."