this week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Have you considered a dimmer switch?"





Here are the leftovers...

This should help you turn your brain off before bed.

Be sure to have it in the off position before watching television.

I would avoid surgery and recommend a large novelty hat.








Here's this week's nominees...




"O.K., we learned a lot this game, including you can't rush a soufflé."
Submitted by Jay Solomon
New York, N.Y.

"First base wants to know if you have anything gluten-free."
Submitted by Michael Hicks
New Orleans, La.

"I trust you know what to do when you get to the plate."
Submitted by Phil Rosenthal
Chicago, Ill.

I entered...
"The idea behind new uniforms was that we'd all wear the SAME new uniforms."

This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Let's just spill something on the carpet and get it over with."




Here's the leftovers...


Can't we just put plastic on the furniture?

We could just take our shoes off on the carpet.






This week's nominees...



"Want to play the license-plate game again?"
Submitted by David Franta
Cincinnati, Ohio

"Is it so important that it be a rescue ship?"
Submitted by Eric Behrens
Austin, Texas

"So I see you went with the grass interior."
Submitted by Jeffrey Kechejian
Bridgeport, Conn.


I entered...

"I remember when this was all swampland."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"The idea behind new uniforms was that we'd all wear the SAME new uniforms."







Here are the leftovers...

Alright serve them up something good.

Okay chief you up next, then you chief, then you chef.

Hit the showers chef, you're crab cakes are uninspired.






Here are this week's nominees...





"You know I'll just go straight to your hips."
Submitted by Blake Chapman
Toronto, Ont.

"We're sorry about your cat, but he was eating the slower children."
Submitted by Steven Woof
Aventura, Fla.

"You’re gonna be huge in this town."
Submitted by David Wilson
Morristown, N.J.

I entered...

"Please spare my boobs, I mean life!"

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.



"I remember when this was all swampland."




Here's the leftovers...


I wish I'd brought my favorite stop sign instead of this record.

They just ran over the bottle.

This island use to be so deserted.


This week's nominee...



"I finally bagged this monster after three days of bidding on eBay."
Submitted by Mike Harrington
Prairie Village, Kans.

"I only use this room when I'm sentimental for obliteration."
Submitted by Jamie Reynolds
Sisters, Ore.

"It put up quite a fight, but then it ran out of gas."
Submitted by John Blumenthal
Rye, N.Y.

I entered...

"These are extinct now."