This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"So glad we were upgraded from 'Standby' to 'Cling To.' "


Here are the leftovers...

This is the safest seat Southwest has at the moment.

First class use to mean something.




Here are this week's nominees...



"The governor would like your help with the budget."
Submitted by Katie Scheir
Los Angeles, Calif.
"After they're shredded, I want them burned at the stake."
Submitted by Frank Sargent
Carlisle, Mass.
"They're saying the book is dead. I'd like to be sure."
Submitted by Gavin Powers
New York, N.Y.

I entered...
"Could you take the headers off these?"

F.U. Money

What would you do if you had so much money that you could say a big old "F U" to the world? This is what I would do...

I'd buy a private plane and I'd call it, "The I Dare You God..."


That's right, as my hours cheating physics increased, so would my insurance that I am an unstoppable force in the universe, more powerful, more intelligent, and more famous then all things, including god...



Take that "God"! If that is your real name...




And if that doesn't kill me, I'm buying an experimental aircraft and calling it, " The Double or Nothing."

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"We were bought by Hooters Airlines."









Here's the Leftovers...


You have a run in your landing gear.

Touch Down!

It's Casual Friday.

It's Sexual Fetish Friday.






Here's this week's nominees...





"I liked my old spin class better."
Submitted by Hal Mason
Wellesley, Mass.

"We're graduate students doing a study on lost socks."
Submitted by David Block
El Cerrito, Calif.

"Be careful, these machines are self-loading."
Submitted by Jerome O'Brien
Springfield, Va.


I entered...

"This is the only way to keep perverts from stealing our underwear."