This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"And in these two corners…"




Here are the leftovers...


And fighting in the ‘Butt Load of Steroids’ division…

We have the Lone Star Leg’s verses the Tennessee Gams…

Weighing in at a suspicious 235 pounds…











Here are this weeks nominees...






"It needs a feisty female detective."
Submitted by Lee Neville
Niagara Falls, N.Y.

"They ignored your first ten. What makes you think you'll do any better with these?"
Submitted by Bob Silverstein
Scarsdale, N.Y.

"Dear ... diary ... She's ... finally ... asleep.... Oops."
Submitted by William DiDio
White Plains, N.Y.


I entered...


"Number seven across is adultery."