This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"I’m the ghost of Christmas farts."






Here are the left overs...

You forgot to flush again, here’s your quarter.

Hi, I’m your hang over.







Here are the nominees...




"Please use a coaster."
Submitted by James Mulcahy
Thunder Bay, Ont.

"I'm afraid we need to make more cuts."
Submitted by David Kessler
New York, N.Y.

"I'm sorry I couldn't get more for you in the divorce settlement."
Submitted by Rick Kaufman
Dover, N.H.
I entered...
"I don’t feel you’re giving your whole self to this job."