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"I’m the ghost of Christmas farts."
Here are the left overs...
You forgot to flush again, here’s your quarter.
Hi, I’m your hang over.
Here are the nominees...
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"Please use a coaster."
Submitted by James Mulcahy
Thunder Bay, Ont.
"I'm afraid we need to make more cuts."
Submitted by David Kessler
New York, N.Y.
"I'm sorry I couldn't get more for you in the divorce settlement."
Submitted by Rick Kaufman
Dover, N.H.
I entered...
"I don’t feel you’re giving your whole self to this job."
2 comments:
quit while you're a head (too obvious probably)
That's a great one! You should enter the contest sometime.
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