This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Number seven across is adultery."




Here's the left overs...


How about, "Thou shall cut thy toe nails before bed?"

Hypocrite.

Can’t you write that in the morning? You’re getting crumbs in the bed!






Here's this weeks nominees...



"You border patrol are good."
Submitted by Daniel Fine
Brooklyn, N.Y.

"One of us is in the wrong movie."
Submitted by Michael Jerald
Brattleboro, Vt.

"Got anything besides Tang?"
Submitted by Mike Tuohy
Buford, Ga.

I entered...

"Run, before the apes find you!"