This week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"You think you're better than me just cause you're not in the sewer?"









Here's the leftovers.


Hey, I don't spit my gum in your house.

I saw that, you just picked your butt!






Here's this week's nominees...




"This is our worst carjacking ever."
Submitted by Mordechai Lichtenstein
New York, N.Y.

"Try honking again."
Submitted by Lawrence Wood
Chicago, Ill.

"A lot of pizzas are going to be free today."
Submitted by George Cinert
Bolingbrook, Ill.

I entered...

"Would you mind passing me that empty coffee cup?"

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"Welcome to Mutiny of Omaha."





Here are the leftovers...

Arrr...you sure you don't want to open a savings account?

Polly wants to see two forms of ID.

I suggest you put half of the money in checking and the other half in an extravagantly bejewelled chest buried on a desert island?


Here are this week's nominees...






"Anyone have an objection? Please? Anyone?"
Submitted by Miriam Lichtenstein
Bala Cynwyd, Pa.

"Now, at the actual wedding tomorrow, let's keep Heather off the vodka."
Submitted by Mike McGonegal
Burlington, Vt.

"Brittany, I understand you've written Kyle's vows, which he'll now read."
Submitted by Rob Huffman
Fredericksburg, Va.

I entered...

"Let's save that for tonight, okay?"

this Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Would you mind passing me that empty coffee cup?"








Here's the leftovers...


Have I told you how Scientology changed my life?

We never talk now that I'm dating your ex-wife.

Looks like everybody's wife is also delivering a baby right now.

Boy, Indian food really stays with you.

It's a one man show about my relationship with my father and it goes like this...


Here's this weeks nominees...



"We knew that using the sperm bank might be a gamble."
Submitted by Lynn Menashian
Pacific Grove, Calif.

"Hey, at least it swims like a duck."
Submitted by Jon Greene
Great Barrington, Mass.

"Just wait until you see his wingtips."
Submitted by Thomas McGowan
Kildeer, Ill.

I entered...

"I don't want you hanging around the farmer's house anymore. "

Let the Right One Get Married So Long

I saw these three poster next to each other a few years ago, and thought this was a little like when two ladies wear the same dress to the oscars. So embarrassing.

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.


"Let's save that for tonight, okay?"








Here are the leftovers...

Do you Rob, take this woman where ever she wants?

Is that a groom in your dress or are you just happy to see me?

I now pronounce you half man half wife.


Here's this week's nominees...




"Sorry I'm late. I had to give the boss a ride home."
Submitted by Larry Weissman
White Plains, N.Y.

"Horsey, I'm home."
Submitted by Joel Bernstein
New York, N.Y.

"It's raining cat-dogs out there."
Submitted by Mary Lynch
New York, N.Y.

I entered the very similar...

"It's raining cats that are also dogs out there."