"Which one promised you awesome guitar soloing skills?"
Here are some left overs I didn't use.
Don’t worry they can’t see you, you’re thinking of Santa Claus.
Which one made you feel guilty about the way you live your life?
Do you recognize the one that robbed you of your youth?
Which one of them looks like the guy that stabbed you with a pitchfork?
Would you like to see more options?
Which one of them stole your leather jacket and pitchfork?
Number one, could you please step forward and say, “I’m the one and only true God, now give me you atm number.”
Which one promised you meaning?
Which one did you see challenging your son to a guitar solo contest for his eternal soul?
Number one, please step forward and say, “you’re a bad person for masturbating."
* UPDATE - I'm going to be out of town this Tuesday, so that means the polls are closing on Sunday night instead of Tuesday. I will be voting on the winner and two runners up this Sunday night, and posting it one Tuesday Morning. So for the next few days there is still time to win nothing more or less than my undying respect!
2 comments:
The on you picked was funny, but these ones are more funny (in order funny to more funny):
Which one made you feel guilty about the way you live your life?
Which one did you see challenging your son to a guitar solo contest for his eternal soul?
Number one, could you please step forward and say, “I’m the one and only true God, now give me you atm number.”
Number one, please step forward and say, “you’re a bad person for masturbating."
Don’t worry they can’t see you, you’re thinking of Santa Claus.
I agree. That's why I entered the last two under different names.
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