This Week's New Yorker

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

 "This is a job for Jimmy Two Thumbs, Pauly Sideburns, and Tommy Horse Cop."

The leftovers

Gentlemen there is a rat among us. 

Gentlemen something stinks in this room.

This week's nominees...

"Last internship I was a coatrack."
Submitted by Dwight Vesty, 

Rochester, N.Y.

"Your mornings can't be any worse than my afternoons."
Submitted by Tim O'Connell, 

Henderson, Nev.

"Roger, everything reminds you of sex."
Submitted by Jerry Schulman, 

Western Springs, Ill.

I entered...

"Want to get lunch with the wastebasket guy?"

 

This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this weeks New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"We now return to the new season of HBO's "Luck"."

Here's this week's nominees...

"He's the advertising executive. Let him come up with a caption."
Submitted by Bev Shortess
Spotsylvania, Va.

"Take the commission, hon, and you can paint full time."
Submitted by Tom Navratil
Bethesda, Md.

"What kind of Neanderthal uses vodka instead of gin?"
Submitted by Tim Paradis
New London, N.H

I entered...

"I thought his cave would be nicer."