This Week's New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"No one knows how to screw people quite like you."

Leftovers...

I only dated the Washington Monument for a short time.






Nominees... 

"He's done."Submitted by Mary McCarty, 
Galveston, Texas

"Will you all please bow your heads for the reading of the menu."Submitted by Geoffrey Morrison, 
Surrey, B.C.

"Cholesterol, shlemesterol, André loved to say."Submitted by Chris O'Connell,
Henderson, Nev.

I entered...

"For dessert we'll be having the upper half."