New Yorker Caption Contest

Here is my entry in this week's New Yorker Caption Contest. Each week they provide the image and you provide the caption.

"It's for him."

Leftovers...

They're sending a giant cat.

Nominees...

"Easy for you to say—you're cured!"
Submitted by Brendan Clark, Los Angeles, Calif.

"I'm always done in three minutes."
Submitted by Mark Paladini, Virginia Beach, Va.

"I always wake up dreading the morning."
Submitted by David Trumbo, Studio City, Calif

I entered...

"I no longer see everyone as cigarettes."